You have just been infected with
the most insidious HTML virus known to man. I call it the
Alvindubistsehrunwissend computer retro virus. It will scan your
hard drive and delete all of your data,
after which it will literally devour your computer, as I have
programmed it to ravenously eat all
silicon that it comes in contact with. If I were you I'd take
your computer apart and spray the inside with disinfectant.
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